It's official.....I hate that Vlasic Pickle Stork dude. Great pickles.....bad stork. He has zero problem explaining away that it's perfectly okay to scare the bejeebers out of unsuspecting cats and redheads enjoying a glass of lemon-laced water.
Get the fuck out, Stork Dude. I'm going with the Polish pickles, the ones with all the consonants, now.