Wednesday, March 28, 2007

My Eyes! My Eyes!


I wonder if Mowgli knows he's gay yet. Someone should tell him. Or just F him in the A and get it overwith.

19 comments:

  1. I couldn't believe it. It's like he's TRYING to get kicked off...& what the heck - he's part of the tour now, he'll never win...

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  2. Tug - For some reason the little girls love him. Maybe they want to borrow his hair products. It just baffles and befuddles me. I haven't checked the "votefortheworst" website yet - but I'll bet money he's the one they are pushing. Gotta admit it; part of the reason I watch is to see what he's done to his hair this week.

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  3. I can NOT believe you just said that!!!!!

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  4. kp - What, that someone should tell him?

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  5. ROTFLMAO
    Hey...it's working isn't it?
    The kid knows how to market himself.

    He won't win the thing, but he's getting more attention than the people with talent.

    I've seen crazier gimmicks with less talent, and a contract.
    (They shall remain safely anonymous to protect their shamelessness.)

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  6. It doesn't matter what he does... He could go on stage and rub one out... He'll still be voted back as long as votefortheworst.com continues to ask people to vote for him...

    It's flippin awesome in a mean natured fun sort of way...

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  7. Dez - Truer words were never spoken. Maybe if I was 10 years old, he might be appealing - in a non-sexual-threatening way. He just makes me crazy.

    Just Sayin - I really hate that site. I've never looked at it.

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  8. I DIED when I saw that! JUST DIED! And you're right, there are girls out there who looooove him. It's hilarious.

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  9. Yet another reason that I'm grateful that I sold my TV for crack.

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  10. So, are you saying that I shouldn't have worn my hair like that this morning?

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  11. He is like a horrible train wreck that I must stop and look at, then take pictures and video...he is going to be GREAT for the tour! Hell, I might even leave my nuts at home and buy a ticket simply to see this freak phenomena in action! He sucks, but is great for ratings! LOL!

    By the way, his name is Sandjob... ;)

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  12. Random - Dammit, he's staying yet another week. Grrrr.

    Swishy - I can only hope those girls are under the age of 10 and no, they're not smarter than a 5th grader.

    tfg - OMG. You a vewwy funny man.

    Golightly - I know, but a little scarey, too.

    Fab - Go right ahead, my man. That might scare him into hiding.

    Mist - How many banana clips did it take? Ryan actually asked Sanjaya that question. The answer was 7. Huh?

    Rockdog - Sandjob? Eeewwwww.

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  13. He kind of reminds me of that alien from Bugs Bunny. The martian who wants to blow up Earth.

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  14. Of course, I think the Martian is cuter.

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  15. Woo hooo

    Ride the pony!!!

    Oh, wait. Was that out loud?

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  16. Lynda - Wow, you know you're right! Maybe he really was going for the brush on top of the helmet look. Damn, that's good.

    Willie - um, yeah, that was out loud and I'm thinking I need to tell your wife about that. She deserves to know.

    P.S. - Did anyone see Ryan Secrest making fun of Ponyboy's hair on Wednesday? Effin' hilarious!

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  17. His singing just hurts my ears now.

    But, believe it or not, the mohawk was not too terrible for me. I almost applauded him for thinking of that... almost.

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