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Monday, June 25, 2007

Sleeping With "Tug"

Thanks, Tug for tagging me today. It's a slow news day anyhow.

6 Weird things I do while getting ready to sleep or while sleeping:

1. I am picky about my pillow. Sometimes I feel like Goldilocks, because most pillows are never "just right." So you'd think I'd be one of those folks who travels with a pillow, sort of like a teddy bear. Funny thing is, I'm not. And I think those people who do travel with their Sponge Bob Squarepants or Dora the Explorer pillows need to get a life. Quit taking up space in the overhead compartment already!

2. I can't sleep nekkid. I'm afraid there will be a fire and I will be so out of it that I'll run out to the street in my birthday suit. My neighbors don't deserve that. Neither do the firemen.

3. I have to set out my skin care, make-up and magnifying mirror for the next day or else I can't sleep. If I wait until the next morning, I'm too groggy to remember the steps of my morning toilette. (Does eye shadow come before or after moisturizer?)

4. One of my favorite things in the world is waking up to see that I've got 2 more hours to sleep.

5. My favorite dirty dream I ever had was about John Taylor in Duran Duran. There was a shower curtain involved. It also oddly mirrored the shower scene in "Psycho." Did you notice I said this was my favorite dirty dream? And I wonder why I could benefit from therapy.....

6. I apparently eat in my sleep. Or maybe I'm having sex. No one has yet to produce a recording of the sounds I make, but more than one person has told me I make yummy sounds. They're just jealous that they're not doing something so that they can make yummy sounds, I'm sure.

I'm supposed to tag some folks - but not all of my readers follow directions or play well with others. So, if you want to tag yourself, have at it. But let me know so I can come snoop into what you do at bedtime.

12 comments:

Sassy Blondie said...

John Taylor is a god...and I too have had some naughty dreams that included him. I miss Duran Duran.

CruiserMel said...

Sassy Blondie: If you want to see how well John Taylor's held up - watch the Concert for Diana on July 1 (Sunday). VH-1 or MTV, not sure which. There might be more JT dirty dreams to be had. Heh.

Tug said...

phycho?? LOL.

I'll take nummy sounds over fighting any day...thanks for playing along!!

Alan the Great said...

Good luck getting even one person tagged. By the way, can I link here? I always have to ask...

CruiserMel said...

Tug - I'm a sucker for memes.

Alan - suuuuuuuuuuuure, you can link here. Come on in and grab a glass of wine. Sit a spell.

tfg said...

I used to walk in my sleep. One time I woke up in my boxers in the landing of an adjacent apartment building. True story.

CruiserMel said...

tfg - You can sleep walk on my landing anytime. If I had a landing. I've got a patio; does that count?

mist1 said...

I sleep in my birthday suit. Of course, I also sleep with a fireman.

Lindystar said...

I've always slept nekkid but never thought about the whole house burning down thing.

And now I'm freaking out. I still don't want to wear clothes but DAMN what if??? I don't own a robe, oh lord the firemen for real! Shit. Shit. Shit.

Mr. Fabulous said...

Hey! Leave my Dora the Explorer pillow alone!

Circe said...

CM--I'm going to tag myself with this one for tomorrow as I've been having a minor bout of blogstipation.

And I do play well with others! :)

CruiserMel said...

Mist - Oh, I thought that was just a man with a hose. ;)

Lindy - Calm down, hon. I didn't mean to be an alarmist with my own neuroses.

Fab - Oh hell, I didn't know you were going to read this entry. I's sowwy.

Circe - Cool! I'll check it manana.