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Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Wacky Wednesday

I'm not sure if it's lack of sleep, a hangover, or if the stars are aligned in such a way to just make me crack up everytime I turn around today.

This morning, I received this joke from KP's father's email, who usually tries to shock me by sending pictures of semi- or totally nekkid, ginormously well-enhanced women. But this time he sent a run-of-the-mill joke to my email and it made the Diet Pepsi switch directions in the back of my throat and come out of my nose with laughter. Here it is:

Just wanted you to know that I had a car crash today, no-one was hurt, but I ran into the back of a guys car. I felt even worse when the guy got out - he was a dwarf!!! As he surveyed the damage to his car he was getting quite heated up and emotional. Eventually he came over to me and said in a loud voice "I AM NOT HAPPY" "Which one are you then?" said I. It didn't seem to help.

If that isn't funny enough, get a load of what happened later on as people found that I had forwarded said joke to their inboxes. I got mucho replies saying "Funniest joke in ages!" and "I just cried laughing." Apparently the joke was a hit. (I pride myself on not forwarding jokes that don't literally make me laugh; I'm considerate that way. You're welcome, my email friends.)

Then after lunch, my boss who is traveling today, sends a quick response: "Damn, I hate to hear about that. Glad u r okay." WTF?

He either was having another one of his days where it was a good thing he was out of the office or he has completely lost all sense of humor. I emailed back "you do realize that was a joke, don't you?" In a short time, my phone rang. It was da boss. I could hear his embarrassment over the phone! He had apparently only read the first line of the joke. I certainly hope he pays better attention to his wife! A little while later, I heard from a person he had seen earlier in the day. "Are you okay?" The laughter continued on my part.

It was like I had posed my own experiment or something. Maybe like that game we played as kids where you whisper something in your friend's ear and they pass it along and so on and so on, until the last person ends up with a totally different message. I'm sure there was something psychological-ly there.

Oh - and speaking of psychological......(first, let me state that the following story is of a very personal nature, so co-workers of mine who happen to read my blog, please don't embarrass me by throwing this out willy-nilly at the next company party, k?)......

Last night, Boy Toy J (I so want to call him BTJ, but that just sounds like a serial killer in the midwest) came over after work for a very late dinner and to once again kiss-up to CruiserMel. (heh, it's still working) We hit a bottle of wine pretty hard, cheered at how hard Cleveland was trying to win the game, laughed a ridiculous amount to old "Will and Grace" episodes and eventually ended up, um....how you say?....enjoying eachother's company around 2:00 in the A. All was going swimmingly (I love that word) until I must've done something magnificent because the following exchange occurred:

Boy Toy J: God, that's hot.

CruiserMel: *snort*

Boy Toy J: What did I say? What's so funny?

CruiserMel: Sorry, I was just thinking of Paris Hilton.

Boy Toy J: Gee, I didn't know you were into girls.

Needless to say, the mood was lost for a few as we had to compose ourselves.

And that's the way the day has gone. So far. And there are still 6 1/2 hours to go. Woooo Hoooo, Wacky Wednesday!!!!!

11 comments:

Tug said...

I passed that e-mail around, too...but no one asked if I was ok - LOL. And the Paris thing? I'd have been ROLLING...... got to have some fun while...um...having fun!

Sassy Blondie said...

Cruiser-You dirty hor! LOL A fun spin on the next phone call to BTJ (preferably while he's at work)...I used to call my ex at work, full well knowing he'd have people around him and say, "What are you wearing?" It would crack him up every time because I did it haphazardly (I love that word). A fun twist on the "Hi, what are you doing?" standard.

CruiserMel said...

Tug - How'd you know there was rolling? Did you hide a camera in my room?

Sassy Blondie - Damn, hor, that's a great idea. "Honey, I was just haphazardly thinking about Paris Hilton and thought of you." lol

Lindystar said...

AAAHAHAHAHHA oh that sux when you have to stop and re-compose.(unless it's because of mutual laughter)

Silly silly boy toy he hasn't mastered the art of the whole thinking before speaking thing. Or is he so young that he just doesn't know any better? HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH Ok ok my bad.

"That't hot" You do realize that I had all sorts of weird and innapropriate crap run through my head about what would cause him to say that. And now I feel dirty so thanx for that. P.S. My best guess is that you were on top. TMI I know, my bad.

CruiserMel said...

Lindy - He's not that young, he was just married too long and things must've gotten a little stale. Every day is a whole new experience for him, I suppose. *blushing* And, you're welcome for that dirty feeling. Now I've got it, too. So thanks for that, hor. Go ahead, let the inappropriate thoughts go round and round in that head of your's. I will never tell what led him to say that. Geez, woman, I've got coworkers who read this schit.

Lindystar said...

My bad, my bad, it's the whole I'm a hor thing. I can keep it PG-13 for you if I have to. OR I can just be dirty and you can ignore me and let them laugh at me, whichever you want. S-cool.

CruiserMel said...

Lindy - girrrrrrrl, don't ever temper your comments here. They're half the fun!

RockDog said...

So, um, how does one go about getting on the list to receive the pictures of "semi- or totally nekkid, ginormously well-enhanced women" ;)

Have a good weekend!

Lindystar said...

For real he sends you girlie pics? Isn't if funny how only an older guy could ever get away with that? You need to send him a big ole pic of gay man butt porn. Fair's fair.

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Why CrusierMel, you little minx.

Funny joke -- and what an interesting phenomenon you recounted.

Sassy Blondie said...

Cruiser-Listen, I hate to be a pest, but I am still working (even though the children are long gone), have laundry, and an otherwise so-called life. Get to blogging hor!;o)

What's up with you and BTJ? Inquiring minds want to know!