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Thursday, August 02, 2007

Sweet Nothings

"Good morning, precious."

"Come here, my love lump."

"Careful now, don't scratch it."

"You want some dinner? I'll make gravy."

"Who loves you?"

"Baby, you're my handsome prince."

"D'you want me to scratch your butt?"

"Gimme a kiss."

"Come snuggle with me."

"Oh goodie, you're showing me your privates."

These aren't lines overheard between myself and BTJ. This is just what I've heard myself say to CruiserDog over the past couple of days. Clearly, I need some help.

17 comments:

honeykbee said...

Is it bad that I see nothing wrong with any of the above?

If only BeeCat would stop staring at the door and yowling...

puerileuwaite said...

I bought a bag of candy hearts, and they had the same messages on them.

Sassy Blondie said...

Cruiser-I know what you mean. I've got to stop talking to my dogs as if they seriously understand me. Thank God I'm going back to work next week! lol

Lindystar the HOR blogger said...

Exept for the "Who loves you" I think I may have said ALL of those to my Mexican.

And why YES including the "Do you want me to scratch your butt?"

I'm accomidating like that.

BTW you had me going there all I could think was "Wow they got comfortable pretty quick!"

What a lucky dog. :)

Just Sayin' said...

I think that I am going to have to steal "My love lump" from you...

My humps... My humps... My lil' love lump!" LMAO

Alan the Great said...

"Oh goodie, you're showing me your privates"

Nuff said.

RockDog said...

I was bracing for a juicy ending...you fooled me! LOL!

Swishy said...

LOL ... usually the dog deserves it more than the men anyway!

Kerry said...

HAHAHAH.. I thought you were sharing some of your bedroom talk ;)

Golightly said...

cu-ute! I agree with Swishy - dogs can be more deserving, hee hee

Circe said...

I need to report what I say to BW. I talk to him all the time. (good kitty)

:)

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Dog lovers, as a class of people, are the finest breed!

KP said...

Ok sister. I finally posted something. Then I'm all excited & come to tell you & what? You're in freakin' CLEVELAND?? Well I can beat that. I'll be in New Jersey next Wednesday. Jealous much? :)

Alan the Great said...

I thought I linked to you, but apparently not. Can I?

CruiserMel said...

Alan - Definitely!

CruiserMel said...

KP - don't knock NJ - I happen to know a few cuties that direction. I'll check out your latest post. Woo hoo!!!

CruiserMel said...

LBB - Damn straight!