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Monday, November 26, 2007

Dear Santa.....

Product Description: Singing Pizza Elmo
Elmo is serving up some deep-dish delights at his next pizza party. Dressed in an adorable apron and hat, Elmo takes the stage with pizza in hand. Press his hand to hear him sing a silly pizza song as he sways from side to side. During the song, the pizza comes alive--moving its eyes and mouth--and sings along with Elmo. Requires 4 "AA" batteries, included. Measures 11" tall.


Dear Santa:

I'm pretty sure I qualify as a pizzaholic - liking everything from exquisite Chicago deep-dish style to gourmet California Pizza Kitchen and even down to my beloved Totino's - but please, oh please don't bring me Singing Pizza Elmo. I'm not sure there is enough vodka to stop the certain nightmare that is a pizza coming alive, with moving eyes and mouth. In fact, Elmo has always scared me a little. Okay, alot.
I don't care if I've been a good girl. I think I'm more into Chinese now, anyway.

Love,

CruiserMel

14 comments:

RockDog said...

Yeah, that is enough to make you change to Chinese!

Sgt said...

I dunno... I think I'd be more traumatized if my Chinese food started barking or meowing.

That pizza does look a little scary so I it might be a toss up at this point.

ThatGirl7278 said...

Seriously... what were they thinking???

Sassy Blondie said...

I want to know what he sings! What exactly is "a silly pizza song?" And is it hypnotic to make me want to go out and eat more pizza? What if that fake pizza he's holding bites me? Can I sue or is there a disclaimer? I'm so confused! I need more information!

(I still love my Tickle Me Elmo. That giggle makes me laugh everytime!)

Golightly said...

oh no not another Elmo! Do these things still seriously sell out at stores?!? If I had a child, I would never.

The HOR blogger said...

Chinese? I wonder if he's MADE in China? It truly COULD be frightening, he might come alive and start throwing asbestos or lead paint or something at you.

Random Musings Of My Life said...

Oh My.. I had not seen this toy... umm I think its time to just let this whole Elmo thing die.. no?

Sassy Blondie said...

Cruiser!!! Get that Elmo off your page! I think his eyes are following me! Yikes! ;)

The HOR blogger said...

Yeah I come here every day and have to shudder.

Kerry said...

Is Elmo still hip!?

Swishy said...

Ohhh ... myyyyy ... goodness.

Sgt said...

I think Elmo has abducted our dear Melinda.

Come back home Mel!

Williebee said...

I'm thinkin' the "Elmo in a Blender" doll just moved to the top of my Christmas list.

The HOR blogger said...

CCRRUUIISSEERR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!